The following is a legit survey that I recieved just a moment ago, sent out to the employees at work on behalf of the “custodial staff”.
JC Survey
Toilet Paper Dispensers
Please provide your feedback to the following questions about our new, massive toilet paper dispensers in the 5th floor restrooms. Thank you for your time.
1. Height of the dispenser: too high | too low | just right
2. Pulling the paper off of the roll: too easy | too hard | just right
3. Quality of the paper: soft and gentle | more like newsprint | OK
4. Have you ever hurt yourself trying to access the dispenser? Yes | No | I don’t think so
5. Additional comments:
Bwahaha! Well people, maybe you don’t have new “massive toilet paper dispensers” in your work restrooms, but perhaps you can share your opinion anyways, hehe… I may have to make a trip up to the 5th floor restroom just to see how big this “massive” dispenser is. Honestly, has anyone ever hurt themselves trying to get TP in the bathroom? Heheheh… For some reason Goldie Locks comes to mind… “this one’s JUST RIGHT!” hehe.
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11 responses to “Massive TP Dispensers”
hahaha…I meant to ask you what you thought of that! I meant to respond to that survey, too…which would be the first time I’ve ever shown any interest in any sort of survey this company sends around. I HATE those dispensers. And as an avid water-drinker, I’m in the bathroom a lot. The worst was that yesterday I was in there, and suddenly realized that the MASSIVE TP DISPENSER WAS EMPTY. Wait…are those things ever supposed to get empty? So I had to call out to the house-keeping lady who happened to be in there at the moment, and she just started laughing – and couldn’t believe she’d let it get empty. Yeah, I wasn’t laughing. Sheesh. (And yes, the paper feels more like newsprint…)
1. just right
2. too hard
3. more like newsprint
4. once i was pulling very hard because it wasn’t giving and finally the paper tore and i fell off the back of the seat.
5. maybe we could try bidets and just put you out of business… then again, that may cause even more injuries
lol, utahns using bidets, lol, oh man it makes me laugh just to think about, ya right, like that will ever happen
” Where the hell is the butt wipe Billy Joe? ” ” I don’t know Franky Jr but this here drinking fountain is kind of nifty… ”
Josh remember the bidet in the mission office man? I think I will be installing those in my own bathrooms eventually. 시원해… hehe.
Yeah, i knew that would come up. i didn’t know what that button did, so i pushed it while i was standing next to the commode, and it shot all over the stall.
Yes but did you ever actually USE it? Nothing quite like that jet of icey cold water… hehehe.
yeah. i used it after i figured out what it was. i agree. there’s nothing like it.
Nasty
I only remember harrassing Lassen about it, never used it myself.
The mission home’s was nice, but it didn’t hold a candle to the one in the 11th floor of the kyobosaengmyung building in Kunsan (or the one in the new Mokpo house I heard) it’s like a functionally accepted way to sit on the sprinkler head… what a rush!
sry, not related to the entry but check out this news article. It’s about S. Koreans and their obsession with english. URL is http://www.msnbc.com/news/981625.asp
Well Jake I guess you haven’t lived, hehe. Thanks for the link, too.
Joel– Mokpo got one? Dang, they are moving up! There was some italian restaurant in Yo Su or Yo Chon that the Jubus took us to once– it was quite the sophisticated bidet if you take my meaning 😉