Got this e-mail from Mar– worthy of posting 😀 Sorry if you’ve seen it before.
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET.
2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO.
3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE BATHROOM.
4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON TOP SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.
5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM INSIDE TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS)
6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS QUITE EFFECTIVE.
7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR DRY.
SNCERELY,
The Dog
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2 responses to “How to Bathe the Cat!”
man, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. dogs rock! cats suck eggs!
Amen brotha!