Unconstitutional Font Sizes

Here’s an old gem from August of 2003. Jake decided to complain about the small font size on my blog back then, because I was complaining about how unkempt I thought my site was in general. I don’t think I was politically or principle-minded enough to appreciate it at the time, but in retrospect it’s pretty hilarious.

Jake: Anyhow I’m getting a little too old and the font is difficult to read. I’m calling the ACLU to try and get some of my constitutional rights to large fonts exercised on this website!!!

Mike: Well if I ever get around to cleaning up this slovenly mess of a blog maybe I’ll fiddle with the font size some more… otherwise there’s always IE’s “view-text size-” option.

Jake: You mean to tell me that i have to do something for myself??? like changing my own font size?? I can’t believe you even suggested it!!! what about my constitutional right to have someone else do everything for me? huh?