Ok folks, seriously. I’ve had this conversation with a couple people, but WTH? Why do women love these sunglasses that are so huge and oddly shaped? The ones in the picture above aren’t even the worst one’s I’ve seen– I’ve seen bigger. They seriously remind me a bit of Baxter Stockman a la Ninja Turtles, you know– giant fly eyes.
One theory I heard was that they make the face look smaller by comparison. Eh? Whatever. I’m not even aware of the size or shape of your face, I’m just aware of what a FREAK you look like, heh. Seriously. Someone behind the fashion scene is just laughing at all the people they’ve fooled into thinking this trend is hot.
Attention women: you look ridiculous.
“But, with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How’m I supposed to fight?”
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5 responses to “Don’t stare at me, you’ve got the bug eyes…”
amen & amen. i really thought this trend would die hard and fast, but it’s still around. my sister has since stopped asking me how she looks when she’s trying on sunglasses cause all i can ever say is “you look like a dope”. go figure.
Um, yeah… I FEEL ridiculous wearing them, so I can’t even try them on anymore. But hey… Paris Hilton wears them, Nicole Richie wears them, it must be hot, right?
NOT!
i tried to buy some aviator sunglasses at walmart the other day and megan forbade me. still, big glasses aren’t as bad as those maternity-looking shirts that go down the knees.
Gosh. At the moment I am wearing a knee-length empire waist top (“maternity-looking shirt”) and huge sunglasses (on my head, as I am indoors.) Always nice to know when you look like a freak, I suppose.
See now, if your INTENT was to look like a freak… dude it’d probably be pretty cool.