I rarely rant about junk mail. I mean, everyone gets piles of it, right? Lately it’s always “free Target gift card!” or “You’ve won a free laptop!” (all you have to do is fill out some survey, subscribe to some promotion, and sell your soul and all your friends’ and loved ones’ souls to the devil to get your prize!).
But for some reason this one bugs me: “Win Oprah’s Favorite Things!” or “Win O’s stuff!”. WTH? I must be incredibly out of it to not give a **** about Oprah’s stuff. What’s Oprah reading? Well, my friend the Rock would remind you that IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT OPRAH LIKES! (Sorry for all you non-WWF/WWE types, The Rock is pure comedy. Does he even wrestle anymore? It’s been forever since I watched that show, but when he was on, it was a riot.) Anyhow, there’s no real point to this post except to get society’s obsession with Oprah off my chest. Feels much better!
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11 responses to “Oprah”
I’d rather win Oprah’s favorite things than learn to satisfy my woman. I mean really…she’s as satisfied as she’s gonna get.
frankly, i’d rather satisfy my woman. er, any woman. whatever. down with Oprah!
Amen, down with Oprah!
It’s a good thing that Oprah is too busy being mad at James Frey to hear such slights on her favorites, because trust me you don’t want to get on Oprah’s bad side. The Hulk has nothing on The O.
i got one that was “how to satisfy oprah, by oprah.” ….just kidding. i’m going to go throw up now.
LOL…seriously, The Rock cracks me up so bad. Man I remember those good old days of him on WWF, such a hysterical dude. “Put your finger back, hermie!” haha That’s good shizzle, bro. Perhaps all that oprah spam is the reason for all Dave Chapelle’s silly oprah skits…he’s just expressing his frustration with all of it, rofl. That’s too funny.
Oh, and how do I access all the blog entries from before January 12? I believe I’ve got some back reading to do, eh. Help me out, man. Thanks, yo.
You and Llew were in my dream last night, hanging out with Oprah.
Weird.
Uh, Llew, would you hang out with Oprah? I don’t think I can imagine myself hanging with Oprah. Hanging with Llew is cool, but Oprah…
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